When I went to Denny's (the restaurant) to study last night, I was severely disappointed to see that the Breakfast Dagwood is no longer on the menu. I mean, that breakfast sandwich was totally off the chain. It was like Moons Over My Hammy on crack. I don't know what to order anymore.

Also, to the dude in the booth next to me wearing the tank top, hats off to you, man. It's 15 degrees out with a winter weather advisory and you're still trying to show off the ink. Rock on.