I think I may have given myself a shiner.

This morning while groggily fumbling around to hit snooze on my alarm clock I knocked it off the nightstand. So now the alarm clock is on the floor, still screeching at me. I heaved my shoulders over the edge of the bed to reach down and retrieve the alarm clock. Unfortunately I miscalculated my position and as I threw my torso over the edge of the bed, I also managed to throw my left eye squarely into the corner of the nightstand. And when I say "throw" I don't mean "gently nudge". I mean throw. Now the area below my brow bone is very tender and I have a lovely headache.

I think there's a good chance I'll be wearing shades to work tomorrow.