Word of wisdom: If you're at Target and you spot a girl you'd like to pick up, do not start the conversation with, "Do you know where I can find the cologne?" Self-respecting males should not be buying cologne at Target. But if they are, admitting it is a decidedly poor way to break the ice. Granted, it does demonstrate a certain guilelessness that can be appealing, but it mostly just reeks of poor judgment. Better to ask about linens or something a female might be knowledgeable about. Or, better yet, to go the humorous route and ask where to find the Preparation H.