Word of wisdom: If you are in a position of authority and you watch American Idol, DO NOT ADMIT IT TO ANYONE. If your underlings find out it will surely undercut their respect for you as it did my respect for one of my superiors.

Also of note: I always thought the handlebar mustache was a something merely out of fairytales, cartoons and Gene Shalit. Apparently this is not so. Multiple sightings have led me to believe that the handlebar mustache is alive and well and hiding out in Rochester, New York.