Saturday night I went to check out an 80s cover band called Velveeta. It was a great time. Lots of great people-watching was just icing on the cake for an evening of fist-pumping sing-along to hits by Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Rick Springfield, Michael Jackson, the Beastie Boys, Dexy's Midnight Runners, and oh so much more. But the best part is the name of the band. How cool is it that the two defining characteristics of Velveeta are also the defining characteristics of the 80s?

Fake. Cheese. 'Nuff said.