Another weekend, another loss for the Hemorrhoids. But Coach Sara is determined to pull this team together to snap the two-game losing streak.

Here's my current team:

QB: Bledsoe, Drew
WR: Burress, Plaxico
WR: Toomer, Amani
WR: Rogers, Charles
RB: Tomlinson, LaDainian
RB: McAllister, Deuce
TE: Crumpler, Alge
Bench: Manning, Peyton
Bench: Walls, Wesley
Bench: Driver, Donald
Bench: Canidate, Trung
Bench: Brown, Troy
Bench: Barlow, Kevan
Bench: McCardell, Keenan

K: Gramatica, Martin

DEF: Atlanta (DEF-Atl)

Not bad, eh? They're all doing okay, but so far no stellar performances to give me the big points. Any suggestions for a first-time coach?