Alright. I'm ending my blog silence to ask this question:

Will the prankster who registered me with eharmony.com please step forward? I've got a thank-you gift and I'd like to know where to send it. Or if you're seriously trying bully me into wedded bliss, your plan has hit upon a hitch (no pun intended). You've neglected to inform me of my user name and password, so I can only be antagonized with emails informing me that Mr. Right is waiting and all I need to do is log in and meet him.

Talk about frustration.