Hope you all had a Merry Christmas...and a not-too-disappointing end to the NFL season. I thought you'd all be proud to know that this weekend my fantasy football team, the Hemorrhoids, pulled off an upset to win the Championship...with a final record of 11-6. Not too shabby. Anyway, it was a shining moment for me to conquer a league composed mostly of football-worshipping males.

On a sadder note, the Steelers finished 6-10. Disappointing to say the least. But at least I was able to cheer them on to victory at their last home game...from Lynn Swann's seats! How sweet is that!

The afternoon was a total blast...and thanks for the tickets, Swanny!