I'm beginning to think that maybe I haven't been sick at all. I've been feeling quite fatigued lately and having headaches like I get when I haven't eaten in 8 hours. So I've been trying to eat regularly. You know, starve a flu, feed a cold. Anyway, I've been eating well and I haven't been exercising because I've been too tired, yet when I stepped on the scale last weekend, I had dropped 5 pounds in one week. I don't get it. Getting my body to let go of a few pounds is like getting a fat guy to drop a doughnut. It just doesn't happen. So that's why I've come up with a new diagnosis: I've got a tapeworm.