All you New Year's resolution dieters out there take note: my friend Chuck Powell says the Atkins diet is for loonies. He swears by his own regimen which he likes to call the Dr. Powell Diet: pasteries and soda, preferably from a vending machine. Chuck's personal favorite is little chocolate-covered doughnuts and a can of Pepsi. He credits this diet for his superior level of health and fitness and strongly encourages others to follow suit.