I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'm a dork. Last night when I heard someone telling a story about getting hit over the head with a beer bottle, my first thought was, "I wonder which would hurt worse, if the bottle broke or if it didn't. Theoretically if the bottle broke, a lot of force would be released when it shattered. Whereas if the bottle held strong, your head would take the full force of the blow. On the other hand, you'd have to get hit aweful hard for the bottle to break."

What can I say? I'm a nerd.