Spent the weekend in Cleveland with my family. I had never noticed it before, so I don't know if last weekend was special or something, but there was nobody there. Seriously. Driving into Cleveland on Friday evening, I thought the traffic would be nuts, but once I got downtown there was hardly a car to be seen. I was a little nervous at all the quiet, wondered if maybe I had missed the Code Red to the Cleveland area or something. But then I thought, who'd want to terrorize Clevelend? There's nobody here!